(j)Desperate Costume

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: October 17th 2025

Desperate for a unique Halloween costume for the up-coming party, Jessica had an inspired idea.


She put on a slinky dress and fishnet stockings, and then balanced a small table-top on her head. Affixed to it were a lamp, two champagne glasses, and a wastebasket with four condom wrappers.


She went as a "one night stand" and won first prize!

 

(Second prize went to a dude who covered himself in feces and came as an IRS agent).

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