Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?
A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts.
On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough--you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off.
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