Why did Santa put bells on all his reindeer?
Because their horns don't work.
What's red and white and black all over?
Santa Clause entering through a chimney (he does that because it soots him--maybe he should get a flue shot).
If Santa falls down a chimney, does that make him a Santa Klutz?
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