Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?
A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts.
On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off.
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