Based on a true story….

Dear Abby,

Back in February, we came under IRS assault for taxes we don't even owe. We've got proof we paid our taxes, but they've ignored all this. Both my husband and I lost our jobs due to the harassment. We've got liens and levies and it's a real struggle.

A friend got my husband a job as a stripper at a gay night club. My husband does not like gay people, but took the job because we are desperate. He's really miserable.

Is there anything special I can do for him this Christmas?

Signed,

Supportive wife