(j)They Died Christmas Eve

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: December 2nd 2023

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

 

Saint Peter said, "In honor of this holy season, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

 

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on and said, "It represents a candle."

 

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

 

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

 

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates"

 

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

 

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

 

The man replied, "These are Carol's."

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