What would have happened if it had been 3 wise women instead of three wise men?

They would have:

- asked for directions;

- arrived on time;

- help deliver the baby;

- cleaned the stable;

- brought practical gifts; and

- made a casserole.

BUT WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE SAID AFTER THEY LEFT?

- Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?

- Did you see the DRUMMER BOY? He can beat my drum anytime.

- And that donkey they're ridding has seen better days

- I hear that Joseph isn't even working right now.

- VIRGIN, HA! I knew her in school days.

- That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph.

– Wanna bet how long it will take to get your casserole dish back?