A doberman and a cat die. They arrive at the Pearly Gates. Peter asks the dog what he believes in. The dog says, "Loving and protecting my master." Peter says, "Excellent, you may enter."
Then he turns to the cat. "What do you believe in?" The cat looks at him and says, "I believe you are in my seat."
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