(j)Punishing Telescammers, #239

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: July 25th 2024

As soon as the scammer stops to ask you something, speak in a low, calm tone and annunciate slowly. Say, "Listen very carefully to me. I have special skills. I hunt down people like you. And I take them out. Painfully, over several days. Picture yourself losing a toe, then an hour later losing a finger. Call me again, and it won't be just your imagination." Then hang up.

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