Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink

When he sees a guy close by with yalmakah and payos, he doesn't have

to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.

So he shouts over to the bartender so everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here,

bartender, but not for that Jew over there."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the

Jewish guy is smiling, and waves to him and says, "Thank you."

This infuriates him and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for

everyone except the Jew. But as before, this does not seem to worry

the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."

So Peter says to the barman, "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone

in the bar except him, and all he does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."