Ask the telescammer, "What is your name again?" Then ask them to spell it. Repeat the spelling and then get it wrong. Do this twice then say, "Maybe you should change to your grandmother's last name. On your mom's side. How do you spell it?" Get that one wrong, too. Then hang up.
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