When the telescammer moves to his "closing" (high pressure question) simply remain quiet. After an awkward pause, he will repeat it. That's when you say, "I just finished installing a $350 toilet seat with a heated bidet and I really want to try it out. Plus, I feel like I'm going to explode at any moment. Should I put you on MUTE?"
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