Small businss owners are bombarded by telescammer calls. If you are one of those beleagured people, you've no doubt been greeted with, "Hello, may I speak with the business owner?" At that point, reply with, "He's just been arrested on racketeering charges. Would you like to speak to the Executive Vice President?" If the telescammer agrees, say, "He's meeting with his parole officer right now. I suppose this is about a loan. Would you like to speak with our CFO?" When he agrees, give some other excuse like the CFO is in an IRS audit at the moment. If he hasn't hung up by  now, he's terminally stupid.