Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn
flakes?
A. A cereal killer
 

Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be
M & M's.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.

Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet

Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones