(j)Halloween Riddles, #7
From:
"AnythingGoes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date:
October 9th 2025
Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie
Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel
Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula
Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?
A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup
Q. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A. They boo-kle their seatbelts
Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until you're spooken to.
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