(j)Halloween Charges

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: October 11th 2025

On Halloween, a rookie cop hauled a guy up in front of the desk sergeant. The man had a desk strapped to his back, a water cooler under his right arm, and a laptop computer under his left arm. He was wearing a fax machine for a hat.

 

The desk sergeant growled, "What's the charge, Murphy'?"

 

"Impersonating an office, sir."

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