Each year, John throws a themed Halloween costume party, and had even rents a large ballroom for the occasion. The theme this year is evil, and you are supposed to come as the most evil person you could think of other than Hillary Clinton (else, everyone would come as Hillary Clinton).

Looking around from the entryway, John saw 8 Nancy "Nutcase" Pelosis, 6 Adolph Hitlers, 4 Ted Kennedys, 4 Satans, 4 Chuck Schumers, 2 Darth Vaders, and some others that weren't duplicated. He also saw a couple who came as Joe Biden and Kamala Harris; the man was wearing a sign that said "I'm an idiot" and she was wearing a sign that said "He's a racist and a rapist". Two people came in a single Stacy Abrams costume.

To John's chagrin, over half of the people looked as though they had just come from work and not bothered to so much as look for a lousy Richard Nixon mask. Having had a few drinks, John decided he would throw these bums out and keep the party on theme. He walked up to the nearest of them and loudly demanded, "So, what are you supposed to be? You're supposed to come as the most evil person you can think of!"

About 30 people simultaneously reached in their pockets, whipped out badge holders, and said, "Hi. I'm from the IRS."