A fellow decided to have a Halloween party, with the theme being a costume that represents an emotion.

On the night of the party, the house began filling with people.

A married couple entered, and the man said, "My costume's all brown because I feel like shit." His wife said, "All the colors? I have PMS."

A beautiful woman entered, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves.  "I'm red with anger."

A woman in a green dress arrived, stating she was green with envy.

Two minutes later, another tapping on the door came. He opened it, and in front of him stood a nude, smelly, hairy man. On the end of his erected penis stood a pear.

"I hears you got youse self a party," said the stranger.

"That is correct," said the man, trying to keep his cool. "What are you supposed to be?"

The naked stranger replied, "I'm fucking despair!"