Two ministers were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.

One stepped up to the first tee, took a mighty swing and missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."

The other minister asked him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."

The second one said "I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing,"

The second is really mad now and says, "God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, the first minister swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes the second minister dead in his tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice.  "Shit, I missed."