(j)Christmas Questions

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: December 4th 2025

Why did Santa put bells on all his reindeer?

 

Because their horns don't work.

 

What's red and white and black all over?

 

Santa Clause entering through a chimney (he does that because it soots him--maybe he should get a flue shot).

 

 

If Santa falls down a chimney, does that make him a Santa Klutz?

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