(j)Unusual Necklace

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: February 13th 2026

I was in a gift shop and saw a necklace that was most unusual. When the sales person told me it was made from alligator teeth, I pointed out that it was significantly more expensive than the pearl necklace next to it and asked why. She said, "Anybody can open an oyster."

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