(j)New Teeth

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: April 11th 2026

Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.

 

The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.

 

I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"

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