Session one.
When shredding the couch isn't enough. 61 other things you can destroy.
Session two.
Advanced techniques for loading your fur with more dirt to bring into the house
Session three.
Best ways to haul birds inside through your cat door (not applicable to deer)
Session four.
How to mess on the carpet and make it look like the dog did it
Session five.
How to use the "innocent look" to get by with almost anything
Session six.
Ten easy tricks for charming your way into being Master of the House
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