One day, God was looking down at earth, and saw all the misbehaving that was going on.
So he called one of his angels to go to Earth.
When he returned, the angel told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I should send down another angel, to get a second opinion."
So, God called another angel, and sent him to Earth too.
When the angel returned, he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because, he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something, to help them keep going!
Do you know what the e-mail said?
No?
Okay, just checking. I didn't get one either....
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