A woman takes her 4 year old son in for a visit to the doctor. The doctor asks the little boy, "Do you know your name?"

 

He tells her, "Yes my name is Timmy."

 

"And Timmy, do you know your mom's name?"

 

"Yes her name is Mommy," said Timmy.

 

"And what is Mommy's real name?"

 

And little Timmy says, "It's Tammy."

 

"That is great," the doctor told Timmy. Then the doctor asked, "And what is your daddy's name?"

 

Timmy said, "It is Daddy."

 

Finally the doctor asked, "And what does Mommy call him?"

 

Timmy looked up innocently and replied, "Asshole."