Rodney sat in his attorney's office.

 

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

 

"Give me the bad news first."

 

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

 

"That's the bad news?" asked Rodney incredulously.

 

"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

 

His lawyer replies, "That picture she found is of you and your mistress."