Ask him if he has a dog. Then start talking about your dog, but make it really boring. Go into excruciating detail about a walk you went on. "First he sniffed the little purple flowers. Then he peed on the post. Next he just relaxed and let out this giant dog turd. It was in the yard of some people I don't like, so I left it on their porch."
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