Tony had come over from Italy a short time ago and his English was

not very good.

 

His wife had a bad case of crabs in her pubic hair, so Tony went to

the drug store and asked the clerk, "My wife, she has'a bugs in the

bush".

 

The clerk though that Tony's wife had insects in her garden and gave

Tony a bottle of insecticide and told him to use one tablespoon per

gallon and spray the bushes and that would get rid of the bugs.

 

Tony took the insecticide home and thought the infestation in her

pubic hair was so bad, he would spray it on straight out of the

bottle.

 

Several weeks later Tony was in the drug store and the clerk ask

him, "How are the bugs in the bush doing?"

 

Tony said, "The bugs, they are gone, my wife's bush is all gone,

too. By the way did you hear about my neighbor Joe?". "He had a

beautiful mustache and it all fell out and do you know Joe up and

died last week. My wife she is very sad about Joe dying."